Asshole Indicators

No Doubt

I've been thinking about this post for a long time and had quite a bit of input. The posts are supposed to be about those that, at first glance, are truly, no doubt about it, not even a question about it, surely, an obvious asshole. Not those that are merely annoying, not those that exhibit your pet peeves, not those that piss you off in the moment....these are real assholes.

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You can spot them as soon as you walk in the door! You've been on the road for hours, your pants are sticking to your thighs, you have cotton mouth, you're tired, stiff and then you sit down and here he comes......the fucking world traveling philosopher.....likes Bach, country western, has been to San Antonio, LA, Boston and Greece. Charms snakes, has had three wives, no children, a cat and two dogs. Doesn't lie, cheat or steal, doesn't go to church but is a believer. He's also a fucking former smoker! He's just had his fourth cup of coffee....you're doomed!